Theeeere we go.. Back to normal.. Okay normal-ish. With the full system being down for the last week and being back with the new and improved control module we are ready to get back into taking over the air waves, one chaotic twisted little mind at a time. Today isn’t gonna be too stressful cause I don’t have the patience for that today despite Bobby trying to become professor X with the new system and giving me 30 secs to pick a song with a 10 sec system delay in place….. Gooose-frah-bah or whatever the saying it. I will find calm and center. I have missed talking to you and I think you’re gonna have a good time with the newsletter today, if you have any ideas for the newsletter, make sure and reach out and tell me what you’re thinking
Outta Nashville has become the home for the country side of the RK universe — the place where great songs, rising artists, and real country attitude collide. While the Rock King Radio Show flies the hard rock flag, Outta Nashville gives Bobby a chance to reconnect with the style of music that helped shape his earliest days around the music scene.
Tonight’s show keeps that tradition rolling with another round of “Crank It or Yank It” — the segment where you decide whether a new artist earns a place in rotation or gets shown the door.
Tonight’s featured track comes from Joe Kxng with the song “Texas Girl.”
The rules are simple:
If the Chaos Army thinks it deserves airplay, we Crank It.
If not… we Yank It.
Yall, tell us tonight what you think of Joe Kxng and whether or not he’s got a spot on the music tidal wave that is Outta Nashville.
KITT Apparently Has Outstanding Traffic Violations
Only in 2026 could a car from an ‘80s television show somehow end up with a speeding ticket.
A replica of KITT from Knight Rider — yes, the sarcastic talking Trans Am that made every nerd kid in the ‘80s believe their car secretly had emotions — was reportedly issued a speeding ticket in New York… despite the vehicle supposedly being displayed at a museum in Illinois for years.
According to reports, the ticket claimed the car was caught doing 36 in a 25 with the KNIGHT license plate attached.
Which leaves us with three possible explanations:
Somebody cloned the car.
KITT became self-aware and escaped.
Traffic cameras are now being operated by caffeine, panic, and outdated software held together with duct tape.
Honestly, the least surprising part of this story is KITT speeding. That car spent years ignoring authority figures and roasting humans with robotic sarcasm. Of course it would eventually collect traffic violations.
Somewhere, David Hasselhoff is probably answering voicemails that begin with:
“Michael… we may require legal representation.”
Things I Didn’t Say On Air
You know what’s terrifying?
The entire modern world basically runs because somebody in the ‘80s and ‘90s sat in a dark room fueled by Mountain Dew, cigarette smoke, and unresolved emotional damage… and learned coding.
That’s it. That’s civilization now.
Banking? Coding.
Streaming music? Coding.
Traffic lights? Coding.
Your air fryer judging you at 2AM? Probably coding.
Meanwhile half of Gen Z thinks Wi-Fi is a human right and gets emotionally unstable if TikTok buffers for four seconds.
Back in OUR day, if technology failed, you hit it. Sometimes twice. And somehow that fixed everything from televisions to emotional problems.
And speaking of the “Would You Rather” question from earlier — some of y’all picked only communicating through ‘80s song lyrics, which honestly explains why Gen X spent fifteen years expressing emotions through Bon Jovi choruses and aggressively meaningful mixtapes.
The rest of you picked ‘90s movie quotes, which means every argument would eventually end with somebody screaming:
“YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!”
…while another guy responds with “Yeah? Well that’s just like… your opinion, man.”
Which honestly sounds exactly like conversations between me and the producer.
Now look — she’s a millennial. Wonderful human. Smart. Talented. But sometimes I realize that generation never experienced true technological suffering.
They grew up with tutorials.
WE grew up with guessing.
I told her earlier:
“Back in the day if your computer crashed, you just started pressing buttons and praying to whatever electronics god handled Gateway desktops.”
And she looked at me like I was describing trench warfare.
She goes:
“Why didn’t you just Google the problem?”
GOOGLE?!
Sweetheart, I’m older than Google. Back then the internet screamed like a dying robot every time it connected, and if somebody picked up the house phone your entire online experience exploded into dust.
We didn’t troubleshoot. We survived.
Gen X basically spent twenty years acting as beta testers for modern civilization so everybody else could have touchscreens and therapy apps.
And honestly? We deserve compensation. Or at least free concert tickets.
-Bobby Dee
