The Rock King's Rundown Vol. 6

🎸 Todays Power Cord

Well, well, well, today’s a day for the ages—literally! We've got a whole smorgasbord of celebrations happening, from Go Caroling Day (because who doesn’t love hearing off-key renditions of Christmas classics?), to National Sangria Day (cheers to that, my fellow rockers), Mudd Day (no idea, but sounds messy), and International Human Solidarity Day (so, let's all hold hands and pretend we’re not fighting over the last cookie).

🎙️Todays call-in question

“For the holidays, better to have relatives IN town or OUT of town?”

📞 Hit up the studio line at (501) 712-0253 or text us your answer. Let’s hear those spicy hot takes, Rock Kings and Queens! 🤘🔥

But wait, there’s more—today’s also a birthday bonanza! Let’s dive into the rock ‘n’ roll hall of fame of celebrity birthdays:

🎬 Jonah Hill (41 today): The guy who went from "Superbad" to "Moneyball" and "Wolf of Wall Street." Seriously, remember his high school yearbook photo? Yeah, me neither. Talk about a glow-up! 🍿

🎤 David Cook (42 today): Remember him? Yeah, that guy from "American Idol" in 2008. He’s still out there, probably still getting asked, "Hey, aren’t you that guy from American Idol?" 🎶

🔔 Anita Ward (68 today): Still ringing bells, baby! And no, not just in the disco world. She’s out there ringing them for the Salvation Army these days. Her hit song “Ring My Bell” is still echoing through the ages. Pro tip: Take a shot every time she sings "Ring My Bell" and you’ll be unconscious before the song ends. 🍸

🧠 Uri Geller (78 today): The man who made spoon-bending cool before it was cool. He’s still bending spoons, making clocks run backwards, and somehow still avoiding dinner invitations. Guess that’s what happens when you tell people your mind can bend metal but not your table manners. 🥄

🥁 Peter Criss (79 today): The Catman himself, rocking and rolling all day, pottying every night. He’s still out there, doing his thing with KISS, probably still using his drumsticks as chopsticks. 🐱

🎙️Music News

💀 Farewell to a Legend
Bob "Slim" Dunlap, the legendary lead guitarist for The Replacements, has passed away at 73. His family shared a touching farewell, playing his Live at the Turf Club CD as he left us. It’s the kind of poetic exit we all secretly hope for—surrounded by music and family, with a side of nostalgia. Rock on, Slim. 🎸🎶

💸 FTC Bans 'Junk Fees' for Concert Tickets
Good news for all you ticket-buying maniacs! The FTC has officially banned those sneaky "junk fees" that were as annoying as a broken guitar string. Now you’ll know exactly what you’re paying upfront—no more surprise fees that make you feel like you just got mugged by a scalper. 🎟️💥

🥁 Bill Ward Sends Love to Nicko McBrain
Black Sabbath’s Bill Ward sent some love to Iron Maiden’s Nicko McBrain, who’s hanging up his drumsticks for touring. It’s like watching two rock titans tip their hats to each other. No fanfare, just pure respect. The drum chair will always be there, Nicko. 🥁🤘

🎄 Alice Cooper & Rob Halford Rock Christmas
Alice Cooper and Rob Halford are teaming up for My Christmas List, a holiday track that’s as metal as a reindeer with a mohawk. Proceeds go to the Solid Rock Teen Centers, so you can rock out AND do some good. Talk about the gift that keeps on giving. 🎅🎤

🎸 Gene Simmons Extends Solo Tour
KISS’s Gene Simmons has added more dates to his solo tour, because apparently, The Demon doesn’t sleep. The trek kicks off April 5th in California and wraps up May 24th in Texas. Don’t miss it, or else you’ll be stuck listening to his tongue flicking stories on repeat. 🖤🎶

🎶 Metal Hall of Fame Rocks 'Carol of the Bells'
The Metal Hall of Fame has released a heavy-metal version of Carol of the Bells, and it’s more intense than your grandma’s fruitcake. Featuring Megadeth’s Chris Poland and Halford’s Metal Mike, this track will have you headbanging through the holiday season. 🤘

🔥 Alex Van Halen’s Big Auction
Alex Van Halen made waves when he auctioned off his music gear, sparking rumors of his retirement. But don’t worry, folks—he’s just cleaning house, not hanging up his sticks for good. Keep calm and rock on, Alex. 🥁💥

🏆 Twenty One Pilots Dominate 2024 Rock Charts
Clancy, the new album by Twenty One Pilots, just smashed records, debuting with 143,000 units sold in its first week. These guys are like the rock equivalent of a viral TikTok—except they actually have talent. 🎧🔥

🎷 Slash Goes Blues
Slash’s Orgy of the Damned album is tearing up the charts like a guitar solo on fire. It’s so bluesy, you’ll think you’ve been transported to a smoky bar in New Orleans—except with a lot more hair and leather. 🎸🔥

🎤 Dad Rock Champions
In the latest "Dad Rock" showdown, Nickelback, Blink-182, and Van Halen took the crown. Turns out, the soundtrack to BBQs and dad jokes is alive and well, and it’s loud. 🔥🍔

🎻 Cliff Burton Lives On
Apocalyptica’s version of The Call of Ktulu features bass tracks from the late, great Cliff Burton. It’s like a tribute to a legend—only louder, faster, and with a whole lot more cello.

📞 David Lee Roth Dials Up a Hit
David Lee Roth’s cover of 867-5309/Jenny is like the rock ‘n’ roll version of a prank call. It’s ridiculous, it’s fun, and it’s exactly what you need when you’re tired of hearing the same old Christmas songs. 🎤📞

🎶 Kenny Chesney Sets Records
Kenny Chesney broke records at his Philly show, proving that country music and rock ‘n’ roll have more in common than we thought—like the ability to pack a stadium and make everyone feel like they’re on a summer vacation. 🌞🎸

🏅 Lee Greenwood Wins Big
Lee Greenwood’s All-Star Salute took home multiple Telly Awards, making it clear that honoring veterans and rocking out are two things he does best. It’s like a country music hall of fame and a rock concert all rolled into one. 🇺🇸🎶

⚡ AC/DC and Peter Frampton Win Rock News Awards
AC/DC and Peter Frampton took home the top honors at the 2024 hennemusic Rock News Awards. AC/DC was crowned Artist of the Year, and Frampton snagged the Story of the Year. Who says you can’t rock hard and win big? 🏆🎸

🎄 TODAY'S IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION 🎄

Q: Only 7% of people say they've actually done this over the Christmas holiday.
A: Roasted chestnuts over an open fire.

🔥 Fun fact: That means 93% of us are just singing about it and hoping nobody calls us out! 🎶 "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..." 🎄