Rock King Bobby D

May the Chaos Be With You

Look — I may be running a rock-fueled chaos cult of burned-out misfits and unhinged merch drops…

But I’m also a proud, card-carrying Star Wars nerd.

And today? Today is sacred.

May the 4th.

Star Wars Day.

And my favorite movie of all time.

I saw the original in the theaters.

Not a reboot. Not a remaster. Not a Disney+ binge.

I sat in a dark room in the late ‘70s as that blaring crawl lit up the screen and the whole f***ing galaxy cracked open.

It wasn’t just a movie.

It was a rebellion.

And for a weird little neurospicy kid with too many questions and too much energy,

It was the first time I saw a story that said:

“You don’t have to be normal to matter. You just have to fight for something bigger than yourself.”

That message stuck.

Still does.

So today, while I’m out here building this rock empire on chaos, caffeine, and a very questionable sleep schedule —

Know this:

The Force is strong with the weird ones.

🎧 Mindful Mayhem: 3 Jedi-Approved Reminders

1. You don’t need permission to rise.

Every rebel starts as a reject.

2. Find your people.

The misfits, the rogues, the droids who don’t fit protocol.

3. Build your own Death Star. Then blow it up and build something better.

⚡ Two Quotes I’m Channeling Today:

“Do. Or do not. There is no try.” — Yoda

“Sometimes the most important stories are told by people who never thought they’d survive the first act.” — Me

🤘 Question of the Week:

What part of your weirdness is actually your rebellion in disguise?

🎤 Weekly Truth Bomb:

You don’t need a cape or a lightsaber.

You just need guts, grit, and a little bit of chaos.

May the Fourth be with you, Chaos Army.

Now go raise hell — across galaxies.

— Bobby D

Rock Radio Jedi

Founder of Hell Tees, Chaos Cult Leader, Star Wars Day Devotee

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