You know in those old movies where they do the slow-mo run across the finish line with the tape breaking and everything? That’s what this week has felt like. In the mix of avoiding a technology uprising and trying to figure out new and inventive ways to launch shoes across the state while Bobby gleefully plays chicken banana and dances like he knows I can’t do anything about it- its just been a week.

Back in 2005, Planet Rock Radio asked more than 3,500 rock fans across the UK to build the ultimate fantasy supergroup.

After all the votes were counted, the result was simple: Led Zeppelin.

Fans picked Jimmy Page as the greatest guitarist, John Paul Jones on bass, John Bonham behind the drums, and Robert Plant on vocals—meaning the "dream band" was just the original Led Zeppelin lineup. The only spot that was even close was lead singer, where Plant narrowly edged out the legendary Freddie Mercury.

Sometimes the fans don't want a new supergroup... they just want the one that already set the standard.

Move over, Dalmatians... firefighters may have found a new station mascot.

While battling the Rock Creek Fire in Colorado, firefighters were joined by an unexpected volunteer: Goldie, a 4-year-old Nigerian dwarf goat. She followed crews through the brush for hours, snacked on a few leaves (technically helping with fuel reduction), tried to steal a firefighter's lunch, and even escorted the team back to their trucks when the day was done.

Goldie's owner says she's just a social butterfly... or should we say social buttergoat?

We can't officially confirm Goldie has been promoted to Fire Captain, but we're also not saying she hasn't.

Rock Verdict: Every crew deserves a hype goat. Especially on Mondays.

During our Twitch streams, viewers can cash in their channel points for Trash Panda Wisdom—a completely random fact pulled from the depths of the internet. Every Friday, we're bringing one of those facts to the newsletter. Happy learning... I guess

-Under a microscope, the swirls, loops, and whorls on a koala’s fingertips look just like ours — down to the spacing of ridges. This level of similarity has even confused forensic experts, who have had to double-check crime scenes when koalas were present

-Orcas (killer whales) are apex marine predators, but they are not typically known to hunt land mammals. However, in rare and specific circumstances, they have been documented preying on moose — one of the most unusual predator–prey pairings in nature.

-Beyond its unusual beginnings, ketchup has had some quirky uses: in the 1830s, an Ohio doctor sold ketchup pills, claiming they could cure ailments from indigestion to cholera