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Chaos Army, grab your popcorn. It’s Inauguration Day, and the drama is real.

Donald Trump: Back in the Spotlight

Well, folks, here we are. It’s Inauguration Day, and Donald J. Trump is officially kicking off his second term as the 47th President of the United States. Love him, hate him, or just here for the memes, this is a historic moment. Trump joins the exclusive “Second Term Club,” which includes presidents like Washington, Lincoln, and Roosevelt.

The ceremony at the U.S. Capitol will feature all the usual pomp and circumstance—minus the confetti cannons we suggested. Trump’s inaugural address is expected to highlight his plans for the next four years, which we’re guessing include more walls, more tweets, and probably a lot of golf.

What’s the Deal with Inauguration Day?

For those of you who slept through civics class, here’s a quick breakdown of the day’s events:

• Swearing-In Ceremony: Trump takes the oath of office. Expect a lot of cameras and maybe a MAGA hat or two.

• Inaugural Address: A speech that’s part pep talk, part flex.

• Parade: A walk down Pennsylvania Avenue. Will there be floats? Who knows.

• Inaugural Balls: Fancy parties where everyone pretends to like each other.

Chaos Flashback:

Trump’s first term kicked off in 2017, promising “America First” and delivering America… something. From tax cuts to trade wars to a revolving door of staffers, it’s been a ride. Now, as we buckle up for round two, we can only hope the soundtrack is better this time around.

Chaos Picks:

Today’s throwback track: “Another One Bites the Dust” by Queen

Because every inauguration feels like a game of musical chairs, and today’s chair belongs to Trump.

Word of the Day: Encore

(noun) A repeated or additional performance at the end of a concert or show, demanded by an audience.

Shoutout to Chaos Army member Greg P. for this one. We couldn’t think of a better word for today’s events.

Quick Chaos Checklist:

1. Watch the Show: Inauguration Day coverage is everywhere, so pick your favorite channel and settle in.

2. Stay Snarky: Engage in conversations, but keep it classy-ish.

3. Prepare for the Next Four Years: Whether you’re thrilled or dreading it, plan to stay involved.

Fan Shoutout:

This week’s MVP: Taylor L. from Austin!

Taylor wrote in saying:

“I’m just here for the parade. Everything else is background noise.”

Taylor, we feel you. Bring snacks.

Homework:

What’s your take on today’s inauguration? Are you celebrating, doomscrolling, or binge-watching cat videos instead? Hit reply or DM us—we might feature your response in the next issue.

Final Thoughts:

Whether you’re waving a flag or rolling your eyes, Inauguration Day is a reminder that the chaos never stops. And neither do we. Stay tuned, Chaos Army—because no matter who’s in office, we’ll be here with the rock ‘n’ roll commentary you didn’t know you needed.

Rock on,

Your Rock King, Bobby D

P.S. Politics is like a bad cover band: it’s loud, messy, and everyone has an opinion. But at least we’ve got great music to get us through.