Crown N Chaos

📝 From the Chaotic Desk of Bobby D:


Alright, my chaotic compadres, Snowmageddon 2025 is here to remind us who’s boss. For my friends in Canada, this is probably just a light jog to the mailbox. For the UK? A drizzle emergency. And for the U.S.? Full-blown panic with milk and bread riots at the grocery store. Wherever you’re tuning in from, grab a hot drink, crank up the volume, and let’s keep the chaos rolling.

🎙️ Missed the Show? We’ve got you covered. Now streaming on Pandora! Catch all the Rock King replays and relive the chaos whenever you want.

Today’s Power Cord

• National Apricot Day 🍊: Celebrate the fruit that’s trying way too hard to be a peach.

• Static Electricity Day ✨: A shocking good time. Rub a balloon on your head and call it science.

❓ Impossible Question of the Day

What rock star was known as the Lizard King?”
Hint: He broke on through to the other side.

Answer’s at the bottom. Don’t cheat. I’m watching.

📰 Rock News You Can’t Miss

• AC/DC Teases New Album: The gods of rock are back in the studio. Prepare yourselves.

• Green Day Stadium Tour: The boys are hitting the road. Bring your eyeliner and angst.

• Fleetwood Mac Tribute Concert: Legends honoring legends. If you miss this, we can’t be friends.

🎂 Rock Birthdays

Living Legends:

• Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin): Turning 81 and still shredding harder than your nephew on Fortnite.

• Joan Baez: 84 today. Folk royalty with a voice that could stop wars.

Rock Icons We’ve Lost:

• Scott Walker: Born 1943. A voice that defined an era.

• Sid Barrett (Pink Floyd): Born 1946. The madcap genius who took us to the dark side.

🔥 Chaos Picks

Today’s playlist is perfect for braving Snowmageddon or just ignoring your responsibilities:

• 1980s: “Here I Go Again” by Whitesnake – Your anthem for conquering the snowpocalypse.

• 1990s: “Black Hole Sun” by Soundgarden – Because dark vibes go great with cold weather.

• 2000s: “Welcome to the Black Parade” by My Chemical Romance – Emo anthems for the frozen soul.

• 2010s: “Radioactive” by Imagine Dragons – For when you need to feel invincible.

• 2020s: “Blinding Lights” by The Weeknd – Modern chaos for modern times.

🙌 Fan Shoutout of the Day

Today’s Rockstar: Manda from Canada!
Manda been sharing our TikToks like a true Chaos Army warrior. Thanks for keeping the rock alive up north! Want your name here? Get involved, and maybe bribe me with snacks.

🕶️ Impossible Question Answer

What rock star was known as the Lizard King?”
Answer: Jim Morrison. If you didn’t know this, go listen to “Light My Fire” and apologize to your ears.

That’s it for January 9, 2025! Before we go, let me say this: You. Are. Everything. Seriously, without you tuning in, blasting the syndicated show, and rocking the Chaos Army badge, I’d just be yelling into the void. But you? You make this chaos worth it.

Every like, share, and eye-roll at my jokes fuels the machine. This isn’t just a show—it’s a movement. And you’re the legends making it happen.

Now go out there and make today loud, proud, and unforgettable. And remember: you can’t spell rock without RK. 🤘

Rock On Forever,
Your Chaos Conductor, Bobby D