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Crank It to 11 – The Chaos Never Stops!
What’s up, Chaos Army? March is kicking off HARD with some major rock news, and you KNOW we’ve got the inside scoop. Whether you’re headbanging at your desk, cranking up the volume in your car, or mildly annoying your neighbors with your killer taste in music, we salute you.
In this issue:
Def Leppard’s massive 2025 tour
Van Halen rumor mill debunked
ZZ Top update that has fans sending their best wishes
New merch, fan shoutouts, and the Word of the Day you didn’t know you needed
Let’s get into it.
🎸 Def Leppard Unleashes 2025 North American Tour Dates!
Get ready to scream along to “Photograph” and “Pour Some Sugar on Me” live, because Def Leppard is hitting the road once again! The band has officially dropped the 2025 North American tour dates, and if you thought last year’s shows were wild, you ain’t seen NOTHIN’ yet.
The tour will hit stadiums and arenas across the U.S. and Canada, proving that the kings of 80s rock still rule the stage. Expect big guitars, bigger choruses, and enough energy to make you forget you’ve got work in the morning.
📍 Where will they be playing? Check the full list of dates and secure those tickets before they vanish faster than a drumstick at the end of a show.
💬 Are you planning to go? Hit us up and let us know what city you’ll be rocking out in!
🔥 Steve Lukather SHUTS DOWN Van Halen Album Rumors
Alright, buckle up, because this one had the internet buzzing for a hot minute. Steve Lukather—guitar god, Toto legend, and all-around shredder—had to clear the air on a rumor that had Van Halen fans in a frenzy.
The gossip mill was spinning fast, claiming that Lukather would be the guitarist on a new Van Halen album featuring unreleased material. The response? A hard, resounding “NOPE.” Lukather himself shot down the speculation, saying he’s got nothing to do with it and that the rumors were pure fiction.
So, does that mean there’s actually a Van Halen project in the works? Maybe. Maybe not. All we know is that until there’s official word, we’ll just keep cranking “Panama” on repeat.
🔥 Would YOU want a new Van Halen album with unreleased material? Who should be on guitar? Sound off in the comments!
😞 ZZ Top’s Frank Beard Steps Away from Tour Due to Health Issues
This one hits hard, folks. Frank Beard—the legendary drummer who’s been the backbone of ZZ Top’s groove for over five decades—is stepping away from the band’s tour due to health concerns.
While the details haven’t been made public, what we DO know is that the ZZ Top machine keeps rolling, with a temporary replacement stepping in behind the kit. The band remains committed to the tour, but all thoughts and best wishes go out to Frank for a smooth recovery.
🔥 Drop a message of support for Frank! Let’s send some rock ‘n’ roll energy his way.
🔥 Word of the Day: “Riff-Rage”
(noun) The uncontrollable urge to air guitar and headbang in public, despite strange looks from bystanders.
🔥 Example: “The opening chords of “Eruption” hit, and I was instantly in full-on riff-rage mode.”
Use it in a sentence today, Chaos Army! Tag us on social media if you get caught in public suffering from riff-rage. We’ll feature the best ones!
🔥 Merch Drop: The “Drink Up, Peasants” Mug Returns!
It’s back, and it’s badder than ever. Due to popular demand (and maybe a little begging), the Rock King Travel Mug is making its triumphant return!
🚀 This stainless steel beast isn’t just a mug—it’s a statement. Whether you’re guzzling coffee, tea, or the tears of your enemies, this mug keeps your drink hotter than a backstage pyrotechnic mishap.
🔥 Get yours before they’re gone: Shop Now
🔥 Fan Shoutout: Chaos Army Legends!
We see you, we appreciate you, and we’re sending the loudest horns-up salute to entire Chaos Army for keeping this rock empire rolling. You guys are the fuel that keeps this train on the tracks (and occasionally derailing in the best way possible).
If you want to support the chaos, grab exclusive perks, shoutouts, and behind-the-scenes access, hit up on the Rocking website and join the rebellion.
🔥 Don’t forget to tune in!
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Plus, you can now catch Rock King Bobby D on Pandora, Apple Music, Amazon Music, and Spotify! Crank it up wherever you rock out.
🔥 Stay Loud. Stay Rebellious. See You on the Airwaves!